koolaidicecubes:

gayleaf:

I’m not sexually frustrated, I’m sexually FURIOUS *punches hole in wall*

*has angry sex with the hole*

(Source: rgfk, via themarkster09)

I’ve only eat an ego waffle and two cheese sticks this weekend.

To make it worse, I stepped on a slug.

I’m just so tired of life right now.
I can’t even begin to count all the shitty things that happened to me this weekend.
Friday was awful… Went to drags. Looked adorable and got friendzoned by Jacob.
Saturday was better, I went to a party. Smoked and drank. Played pong. I was feeling great. Made friends with a Drew guy… And slept with him.
Sunday was the worst. Woke up in my living room with no recollection of how I got there. Went out with my best friend and her almost bf. went back to the party house and was stuck there for 3 hours being the third wheel. Then when Drew guy came back, it was better…
Things started getting frisky again… And bam. He tells me no.
After I had already gone down on him. Then I lost my cigarettes.
Oh, and on Sunday I broke up with my boyfriend..